Hollywood Life, your supply for all Barfgelina/Analstain fan fiction, said last week that Jennifer Aniston had nothing however smiles for the news that her ex-husband is currently engaged to whore pit viper (© Joan Rivers) Angie Jolie and he or she would even RSVP a yes if she got an invitation for the marriage. Well, currently E! News is hearing from a supply near Jennifer that the Brangie engagement news has created her constipated and he or she has zero shits to provide it. Jennifer cares additional regarding designing the quinceanera of her eldest Cabbage Patch doll than she will regarding Brangie's stupid ass wedding. The supply explained it like this:
"She does not care. She very does not. She's proud of Justin [Theroux]. She'll in all probability marry him. She's moved on. folks don't need to believe it, however she has."
Now, this i feel. If Jennifer very needed to expertise a Brangelina wedding, she'd simply build her own at home. Jen would build Justin Theroux wear a soft Brad Pitt mask she knitted with Brad's shed pubes. Then she'd place rubber lips on one in every of the garden lizards her dog caught, and decision it Angie. Then joined her Precious Moments priest figurines presides over the ceremony, she'd bust in as Jennifer Aniston. Justin as Brad would drop garden lizard Angie, run to Jen and they'd re-consummate their true love during a bathtub jam-packed with ice cream soup. So yeah, Jen is over it (and yes, she's totally attending to act out that scene on Brangie's real wedding day).
And regarding Angie's ring, that she wore whereas slithering around L.A. yesterday. folks says it's ten carats and price around $1 million, however UsWeekly says it's sixteen carats and price around $500,000. Brad worked with jeweler Robert Procop for a couple of year on the ring and also the diamond is supposedly conflict-free. The ring is also conflict-free, however it is not boring-free. Brad could be a "design GENIUS" (- Brad Pitt) and RoboCop spent months craving for the right diamond, and this is often the most effective they might return up with? RoboCop wasted his time. He could've simply known as QVC, as a result of they need a hoop similar to that.
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